Hedgehog

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[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

y'know after knowing just how many of you there are i'm wondering what's so special about being a jehova's witness

we get it, you saw the guy wow damn ain't there like eighty of you wandtering this block like a juicy trollop in your pressed white shirt

man you wasted on that fr

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

I'M DONE!

I'M DONE DONE DONE!

I'M SO DONE I WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!

I'M DONE I PROMISE!

DONE FOREVER! LOOK HOW DONE I AM! LOOK AT ME! GIVE ME ATTENTION! MAKE IT ABOUT ME! ME! ME! ME!

I! IT IS I WHO IS DONE! THOROUGHLY FINISHED I SWEAR! IT'S OVER!

ME! I'M DOOOONE!

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

cAn yOuR ScIeNcE ExPlAiN WhY HoT DoGs cOmE In pAcKaGeS Of 10 WhIlE HoT DoG BuNs cOmE In pAcKaGeS Of 8?

sloth

pure, unenviable shiftlessness

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD THE HUMAN COST OF CONSUMING ENOUGH CHILI DOGS TO EVEN THE SCALE YOUR EXISTENCE IS A COMEDY AT WHICH NOBODY CHUCKLES

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

y'know they eur up so much they should try eur downing or they'll eur into space

#scopolamine

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

DON'T GODDAMNED GREET ME AGAIN UNTIL YOU'RE WILLING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE SPINAL COLUMN OF THE DAY AND DECLARE "NOON!" TO THOSE YOU PASS

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL IT SOUNDS LIKE A DISNEY MUSICAL DAILY OF EVERYONE DROPPING WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND SCREAMING "NOON" TO HERALD NEAR DAY'S END

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

FUCK A CRASH OUT I'M'A CRASH IN I'M'A SLAM INSIDE YOU AND BLOW UP LIKE A CHEVY Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?????

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

friends: the sitcom for people who have none so they just watch you outside your window you look nice and i know your relationships

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

they never knew what was taken from them until i gaslit them that they had it

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

slip it in em while you sumo and they'll never see

#NBA

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

alexandrogens

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

dropshipping

is better than

shopdripping

🤷‍💦

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

y'know "meth" without "t" is just "meh"

add some excitement to your life

#7up

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

"Ayo BITCH you fine and smart and independent as HELL you wanna do something slimy and then talk EMPOWERMENT?"

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

trans ben shapiro call her bennie the way gov be passing her around post-op

#KFC

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

mfs be all like "i feel for you"

AS THOUGH I CAN'T DO THAT MYSELF

THANK YOU

THANK YOU SO MUCH

I WAS ALREADY HAVING A BAD DAY AND NOW YOU QUESTION MY ABILITY TO FEEL, AND MUST DEIGN TO DO IT FOR ME???

THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF ASSISTANCE I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER FORTHW

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

👏MTF 👏 DOOM 👏 MF 👏 DOOM 👏 WITH 👏 TITS👏

👏MTF 👏 DOOM 👏 MF 👏 DOOM 👏 WITH 👏 TITS👏

👏MTF 👏 DOOM 👏 MF 👏 DOOM 👏 WITH 👏 TITS👏

👏MTF 👏 DOOM 👏 MF 👏 DOOM 👏 WITH 👏 TITS👏

👏MTF 👏 DOOM 👏 MF 👏 DOOM 👏 WITH 👏 TITS👏

👏MTF 👏 DOOM 👏 MF 👏 DOOM 👏 WITH 👏 TITS👏

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

OMG UR LITERALLY HITMONLEE

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

platner?

more like PLAPner

cause this DEMOCRAT unDEMOCRATically plapped her!

(he didn't get her consent)

#Oprah #Freud

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

i can't believe it's not butter, but that's because it spoke the wrong words to be butter and screamed when it melted

[Hedgehog @JeremiahZIP]

if yo man shits white that ain't yo man

that's the mcdonalds softserve machine ya just got hard in

no wonder iss always broke open