Jeremy

#YYC, All I want is an apron that I can wear when I barbecue that says “You Go Grill” on it.

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Fuck data centres! Hey AI, write me a resume…

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He doesn’t want to destroy Iran, it’s that he doesn’t want to go to prison for rape

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Humanity’s next great adventure begins

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@ebonithequeen Hell Yes! A goddess.

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Everyone, it’s ok not to climb Mount Everest. Nobody cares. It’s not worth it. Stay home.

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@AOC Wait, if DT is impeached would that put Vice President Coconut in charge? Because he’s dumb also.

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Anyone rich want to pay off my mortgage for social media clout? I’ll let you film me happy crying! Message me!

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Not Danielle Smith about to sell Alberta for a handful of magic beans and a free pussy grab

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Any #millionnaires out there want to pay my mortgage? Start 2025 off with a good deed and help me out?

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Idiots

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@dr4quito Hi

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Every time @monetxchange wig reveals into the same wig, an angel gets its wings

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It’s also ok to give out meals to hungry people and NOT film it for internet likes

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Jasper!

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Does anyone else burst into tears when the players sing goodbye to Ted and Beard? #TedLasso

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@Moneris why am I getting spam calls from your company still? Need customer service asap

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@Moneris I’m receiving harassing phone calls on my personal cell about a company I do not work for. How do I make them stop? 5 calls a day? Make it stop! I do not work there. You have the wrong number!

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Hear me out: a sequel to Monster In Law with JLo and Jane Fonda. JLo‘s gay son is getting married and she is the new monster to the future son in law, and Jane is still mean to JLo. Hilarity ensues! You’re welcome.

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Your. Dog. Doesn’t. Need. Likes. On. Social Media.

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That feeling when the ply on your two-ply toilet paper doesn’t line up 😭