As I now enter my mid-20s, I must confess that last year I told everyone it was my 21st bday in a crowded nightclub and threw up on the bathroom floor. The bathroom attendant then gave me a piece of gum, sprayed cologne and said “get back out there champ”.
So if I ever have to work in the office again, how do I explain to my boss that I would need a bed installed in place of my desk? I spend the vast majority of my wfh days horizontal resulting in my spine looking like a whole ass rollercoaster
Huh???? I spent 4 years out of the state and I am just now finding this out... my ass was existing thinking pizza puffs were universal for 23 years. I’m shook
You ever be having a great day then you remember that one time in 5th grade you pissed your pants during football practice because your coach wouldn’t let you go to the bathroom... yeah my day is ruined
What a crazy time we live in... you can’t even eat a hot dog in public without a 12 year old yelling “glizzy gobbler” at you while his mom drives him to get tested for covid. Also not related but tf is a bruh girl?