Jeremy Ide

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

I’ve reached ‘dog follows me into bathroom and I still pee in front of him’ level.

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@realJoshuaIde Nice

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

Corona sales have allegedly dropped since the start of coronavirus. We should have called it fast good virus so Americans will lose weight lol

[Steve Koczela @skoczela]

For national media reporting on Massachusetts results, a few pronunciation tips to sound like a local.
- Hingham = hing-HAM
- Woburn = WOH-burn
- Worcester= WAR-chest-er
- Concord = con-CORD
- South Boston = SoBo
- Dorchester = “The chest”

[Liberty University @LibertyU]

Congratulations to the @LibertyFootball team for WINNING their first Bowl game! #TougherTogether

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

Was I the only kid that thought holding a glass at dinner with one hand while drinking was a sign of maturity?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, it's true. I have an extra pair of these AirPods Pro to give away. Just RT and you're in. Will pick a winner in 24 hours. Good luck!

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@LibertySA I would enjoy going with my family!

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@McDonalds bring back the 1 dollar iced coffee app deal please

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@realJoshuaIde @Weezer Smh

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Appoints Old Pal Kevin McCallister As New DHS Secretary
https://t.co/kWSzJMVNZe

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@LibertyU instead of posting so many articles about sports accomplishments, post articles about how the academic programs are excelling. Everyone needs a job, bragging about our sports teams should be 2nd priority

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Giving a random follower who RTs this a free pair of Audio Technica ATH-M50XBT headphones! Anyone internationally can win. I'll open this for 24 hours. Good luck! #blackfriday

Also gonna give away another pair on Instagram https://t.co/NwHLOTTPOV

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@ash_tree2898 Please and thank you

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

Parents asking me how the food is at the Reber Thomas Dining Hall

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: it's called the Rot

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@elonmusk Autopilot to mars

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

If only I could remember my old runescape password...

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

[weezer voice]

SAY IT AINT SO

[blink-182 voice]

I WILL NOT GO

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

High school: Refused to take bus so I could drive like a cool kid. College: Voluntarily take the bus as often as I can, not driving my own car to save on gas.

[Jeremy Ide @jeremyide]

@K8Condran You’re like a crappy vacuum cleaner, you think you suck but you don’t!