jeremy oster

under grace, husband, daddy

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are we really going to sit back and let apple get away with not releasing an iphone 9?

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hands down, the worst part of the modern sports era is drake.

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who is the dead man that taught my kids the word “selfie”?

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does anyone know where i go to pick up my prize for flossing twice in one week?

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hoodie #leastfavoritewords&phrases

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@mattmoberly the tweet, probably. the show, definitely not.

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@mattmoberly it had to happen sooner or later. this was a tweet worthy event.

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it’s always fun to see @davidbazan and @WillJohnsonTX under one roof.

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for the love of all i hold dear, everything bagel, do not touch my cinnamon crunch bagel with your gross bits and pieces.

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mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be managers.

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i hope our kids never ask if we eat ice cream after they go to bed. because i do not want to lie to them.

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@GunnJay @voxdotcom curb or curve?

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@SkylerRayTaylor you might be giving gravity too much credit.

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hey, carterville. get some new water pipes.

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late, loud, alcohol fueled, weeknight parties: ✔️

small barking lap dog with no leash: ✔️

loud truck: ✔️

our new next door neighbors.

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and here, my dad thought i was too old to ride a skateboard 17 years ago.

sorry, dad.

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@SkylerRayTaylor sports? don't let that place change you, skyler.

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my son points to one of my tattoos.

asks, "can we listen to that, daddy?"

there is only one answer.

@davidbazan

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bought beer.

got carded.

win-win.

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july 5th: because one day of fireworks is hardly enough.