catfish o’gnarlie

lump with complex patterns

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[cora @paging_cora]

my mom had this 20-something bf when i was young. my brother and i went through his wallet shortly after meeting him (sorry!)

we found out his middle name was lamar

we then got a fish and named it lamar ?? we'd say ominous things like "have you seen our fish LAMAR"

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Cute girl: haha what are you listening to

(She takes my earbud)

Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping

[Molly Percocet @mollypercocet69]

Hey so what the fuck was I saying to my uber last night

[molly @angelinrealtime]

it’s fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about being a wichita lineman

[catfish o’gnarlie @jeri_camel]

they’re doing jackass to shrimps

[食は中国 @meitingting10]

太绝了！用芥末泡虾，虾线都吐出来了！有试过的吗？

[swinky @swinkying]

beautiful woman named ‘tornado warning’ blowing up my phone

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[(432hz) @basedantichrist]

i do not know you bro 🤣

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

As a connoisseur of fraud, i feel comfortable saying this is one of the greats

[m @cowboymulder]

scully would shoot mr big

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

I really gotta watch more QVC 💀