──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏

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𝖎'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝖌𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒓 𝖇𝒂𝒅. 𝒊'𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝖕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝖍𝒆𝒍𝒍. 💥────🔫
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[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

https://t.co/kPnZbsohMX

[𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎 @SONOFABASTICH]

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[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

"i— 𝒇𝒇𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌," he mumbles, bordering incoherent. what can he hear?

𝒘𝒆𝒕, 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒘𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔. 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒆𝒍 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔.

no. the hum of a flourescent bulb. dog's nails scratching against tile. "dog."

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

james' touch, however light, sends jason shuddering, squeezing his eyes shut like it'll clear the image of a bloodied grin from his retinas. it does no such thing.

trying to focus on james' voice is like fighting against a tidepool, spiralling further down the more he fights.

[— 𝙅ᵃᵐᵉˢ @ILVMlNATED]

james’ hands flail in front of himself uselessly , before stilling in a defensive position .

“ woah ! okay .”

he steps forward cautiously .

“ okay . let’s touch . . . something . the wall ? ”

he reaches out a hand to guide jason’s palm to rest flat —

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

distantly he can register what's being said, what's being asked of him, but it's a sisyphean task to try and wade through his own thoughts.

the tile is cold against his skin, a shock to his wracked nervous system. a shuddering gasp, coming up from drowning.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

oh jesus. alright, ill roll with it.

[ᅠ𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙼𝙸͟𝙻͟𝙺. @gemnines]

so i'll assist you.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

i.

. . . i don't know how to knit.

[ᅠ𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙼𝙸͟𝙻͟𝙺. @gemnines]

mama's knitting hats for the kittens in her nursery.
join.

[G !! @spisherman]

Bunch of moots r reading task force z so here’s #harveydent and #jasontodd

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

mama don't know how to drive.

[ᅠ𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙼𝙸͟𝙻͟𝙺. @gemnines]

to the men i robbed in the narrows, i crashed your bmw somewhere in central gotham. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

jason jumps backwards, instinct kicking in like the flip of a switch. his head hits the wall with a dull 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌 against the tile. starbursts explode behind his eyelids like firecrackers as he blinks the shock away.

"wh— how d— james?"

[— 𝙅ᵃᵐᵉˢ @ILVMlNATED]

“ jason ? ”

his voice cuts through the fog , distant as it is . james ducks his head to place his face in jason’s line of sight .

“ you on this planet with me right now , man ? ”

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

a flash of green hair in public, someone laughing a little too loudly— and suddenly jason can't remember how he got home, can only focus on the porcelain under his palms and the tightness in his chest.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

it's cute stupid shit, though.

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

but then i'm gonna keep stuttering and saying the stupidest shit ever!

[𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙍ˎˊ˗ @CLOWNEDCLASS]

𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 𝙁. 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙍ˎˊ˗

˗ˏˋ𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙉

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

@SP0ILERGRL this is true.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

am i still that cute. 😇

[𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚ˎˊ˗ @SP0ILERGRL]

@jerichobats

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

...you are adorable. but i definitely cannot hit on just your ass.

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

so that way i don't get flustered just looking at you.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

turn around?

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

let me turn around and then i can flirt with you.

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

"hot and big". interesting word choice there, bug.

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

you're so hot and so big and just so . . amazing . . it's hard to flirt!

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

you really don't know how to flirt.

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

i'm uhm . . offering to . . yanno . . yeah!

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

??? offering. what.

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

no! no no, i uh . . offering?

[──── 𝖋𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝖘𝒐𝒏 @jerichobats]

yeah? did you forget english?

[𝓘𝙩𝙨𝙮 𝓑𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙮. @webslvng]

so. uhm. so like . .