JERK

im a jerk

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

#zelda is my one true love and im going to spend all of my time with hernow...goodbye twitter

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

ive been talking to #zelda and i think its time to move on past childish things like wrestling and twitter

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

time to spend the rest of the weekend with #zelda getting high and watching football

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@TheWRProject of course

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@typicalROHfan ive matured too much since meeting #zelda to enjoy childish wrestling promos

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@TheWRProject will you still be ok with me selling dvd-rs of your promotion at the flea market this is important

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@TheWRProject what percentage of the profits from the flea market would i have to give you to keep you quiet

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

ive been talking with #zelda and im going to stop eating spicy chicken sandwiches because #zelda says theyre very unhealthy

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@mediocredragon after talking with #zelda ive realized star ratings are childish

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@typicalROHfan as i am maturing since being with #zelda i have come to realize that star ratings are childish ways to express myself

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@typicalROHfan pls give me that star rating

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@typicalROHfan what star rating do you give pathetic losers who are jealous of my true love

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@SirTweets_ALot relationships are about more than sex you pathetic nerd

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@SteenIsGod im not a pussy you jealous bitch

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

good morning twitter

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF ME!!!

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@typicalROHfan i dont get why you cant just let me and #zelda be happy and leave us alone

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

why are people calling me a sellout is finding true love selling out or something

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

goodbye twitter im off to spend the day with #zelda

[JERK @jerk4lyfe]

@SteenIsGod when are you going to get it through your thick nerd skull that i havent been hacked idiot im the same person i always was