A falsetto child?

he/him

[A falsetto child? @jerkheadface]

@brianstelter jumbootron

[A falsetto child? @jerkheadface]

@PeanutsRevenge Thought you were talking about the US, since you’re complaining about stimulus checks. Want to try another chart?

[A falsetto child? @jerkheadface]

@Whatapityonyou That’s my scammy flammy mammyyyyy

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*switching to the “For You” Tab*

I wonder what the worst people alive are up to

[A falsetto child? @jerkheadface]

@falseroxy This but me and bbq chips

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@mickeybloois Tobe Hooper would like a bite of your word salad

[Acyn @Acyn]

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth

Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

Hey, enough talk about if youtubers should be allowed to make movies, how about the question of if cartoonists (me) should be allowed to make movies (give me $10 million dollars)

[Jäger von Heinrich Kramer @jaegervonkramer]

Give Rory $10 million

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

i didn't think AI was conscious until it started talking about how smart and hot i am

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

Free Saif Abu Kishk and Thiago de Avila!!!
https://t.co/V0MUF6vGy8

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Israel will be prosecuting 2 members of the Gaza Flotilla has 'Hamas terrorists'.

This carries the death penalty.

Their crime? Bringing food to starving children.

[A falsetto child? @jerkheadface]

@PR0GRAMMED2KILL But that’s only a tenth of the song

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@Michael41739926 What the ever-loving fuck are you talking about

[Chris @Kramburglar]

@prem_thakker

[A falsetto child? @jerkheadface]

@pitchfork Idk what this is but BOOOOOOO

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

"One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.

And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday."

https://t.co/9Hi2v9md4X

[Maia @maiamindel]

we're reaching john stuart mill levels of absurd "thought experimetns are just as good as real experiments" scientism with this one

[Noah Kahanist @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

my beautiful 29 year old baby was just kidnapped from his F-15e strike eagle for you guessed it, being white