Mr. Gold

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

You look lonely…I can fix that

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Microwaveable goyslop after clocking out at 1:00am gonna lead to my asshole falling apart #cbtm

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

First day back with @JoshlovesTbowls possible movie in play later too. Stoked

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Boots on ground in Walmart in a hoodie and boxers. Apparently hunting down some bag here? Mom got me on a wild goose chase #8ball

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

😬

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

@JoshlovesTbowls So geeked rn. Been looking at electric guitars on Facebook marketplace for about 20 minutes

[Josh Gordon @JoshlovesTbowls]

@jerkin_my_dih I’d kill to split a joint with u rn #🔜

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

@JoshlovesTbowls

[Josh Gordon @JoshlovesTbowls]

Get me the fuck back to school this instant

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

@JoshlovesTbowls @ColbWilson69 Whatchu sayin fuck me for?

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

@JoshlovesTbowls @ColbWilson69 Never say that dumb shit ever again. Kids not even 21 @ColbWilson69 —> 🤡

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

@chefsevenn Stick my penis inside of it

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Nothin like necking milk from the carton in 85 degree weather. Shoutout Trader Joe’s lady

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Woke up this morning and my sister called me a dick for 0 reason. With that being said, I am now going to shave my balls with her razor #tufftits

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Threw up all over my bed this morning. Mom cleans up the whole mess and then makes me a platter of grilled cheeses. “Hey Alexa, play stay schemin by Rick Ross.”

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Any player in the world cup is definitely techy with a sack

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

Anyone know how to acquire a pet panther? Got something in the works.

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

This could be the coolest picture in NBA history

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

@JoshlovesTbowls

[Mr. Gold @jerkin_my_dih]

White knuckling the shitter like a sped would his favorite toy #sendhelp #birthdaysuit