Superman /Clark Kent

Last son of Krypton, Man of Steel, Earth's greatest hero, all round good guy. Jerk. Want to make a booking? Contact my agent: [email protected]

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The Man of Steel 2 (Batman V Superman) + (Wonder Woman+Cyborg)/Lex Luthor x Justice League = The Dawn of Justice.
#TMoS2BvSWWCLLJLATDoJ

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Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor? Well, I guess I've always wanted a legitimate reason to beat up Mark Zuckerberg.

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Clark Kent in the streets.
Superman in the sheets.

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I spend at least 60% of my day writing "BATMAN SUCKS" on buildings around Gotham with my laser vision.

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Batman's Commissioner Gordon is getting a TV show. Every episode is him trying to solve a crime, failing, then switching on the Bat Signal.

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Not going to lie, I've always strongly suspected that Bradley Cooper was a space raccoon. #RocketRaccoon #GuardiansoftheGalaxy

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Could Batman, a normal human man, beat me, a guy who can punch a planet in half, in a fight? Hmmm let me think about that for a sec.

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No matter how many times Ben Affleck saves the world as Batman, it will never be enough to make up for starring in "Gigli".

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Ben Affleck is the new Batman in #BatmanVsSuperman. If he coats that chin in kryptonite, I could be in serious trouble.

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Can't believe how few cities get completely decimated in the new #Thor: The Dark World trailer. He's obviously a terrible superhero.

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If the Sharknado isn't Aquaman's revenge on humanity for constantly calling him lame, then I don't know what. #SharkNado

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Batman's one rule is "No killing".
MY one rule is, "I'm an invincible godlike alien, I can do what I want."

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You'll race behind me, you'll stumble, you'll fall. But in time, you will join me in the sun. Where you will burn up because you aren't me.

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The best thing about being me is that it's not my job to clean up Metropolis after one of my epic city-destroying fight sequences.

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How good is Father's Day, Bruce?!
What do you mean you don't have a dad? I have two. It's awesome.

No, you can't have one of mine.

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Who would win in a fight: Superman or Batman?

Favorite for Superman.
RT for Superman.
@ Reply for incorrect delusional arguments.

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Could Batman beat me in a fight?
Possibly.

Assuming I was already dead somehow.
And even then it would only be 50/50.

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Will the new Superman films be better than the Batman trilogy? Well, *I* won't hurt my knee, cry and quit for 8 years between films.

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My Man of Steel Review: So good, you'll have to wear extra underpants on the outside to avoid completely wetting yourself in the cinema.

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This is why you don't mess with me, folks. #Pwnd