☼ hanna ☾

palindromes are for the weak

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

how to freak out your mom 101

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

i just had to actually go into work for the first day in years and im so tired i literally feel hungover

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

if joel embiid needs a thumb he can have both of mine i barely use them

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

please pull a tom brady on us

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

no one speak to me

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Legendary Villanova head coach Jay Wright is "likely retiring," per @ShamsCharania

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

is it littering if you’re indoors

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

almost adopted a dog today. that’s how my weeks been going.

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

they should make boneless mangoes

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

whoever took the la colombe out of 30th street station will be hearing from me directly

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

we need a disney princess who has a 9 to 5, anxiety, and a fupa

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

idk how it happened but i am now a girl who bets on sports and then spends the winnings on crystals to bring good energy into my home

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

look at me now

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

My lent promise is to like beer

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

whats ur favorite fat tues memory mine is when my second grade teacher told us to give up something we love for lent and we all went around the room saying we would give up soda and chocolate and then this one girl straight up said “im giving up my friends and family”

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

the real sponsor of #loveisblind season 2

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

@zachhfc yes!! I’ll see you there!

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

me today at an opening for a new brewery

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

love this time of year when i can drink beers outside instead of drink beers inside

[☼ hanna ☾ @jerkyrat]

my life is just a continuous cycle of drinking coffee and getting nervous