Jerm

27, I'm just Jerm.

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> gets a job coding for NASA
> builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room
> hits the forbes list
> becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs
> changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend
> tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport
> meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala
> fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there
> the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife
> behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state
> stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov
> runs for US president (twice)
> bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops
> moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards
> most wanted in 3 different countries
> judge approves his extradition to the US
> found dead in a Spanish prison cell
> spanish judge ruled his death a suicide
> previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide
> may still be alive

The very definition of "You can just do things"

[Jerm @jermaphobiaa]

The Finals is shit but you'd have to be genuinely retarded to think it's a BR

[Fubar🇨🇦 @Captain_Fubar]

Incredible destruction system not seen anywhere else wasted on a battle royale

[Jerm @jermaphobiaa]

@th1rt3enthseat @stierhimedanshi I can verify this information

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

mi cara cuando empiezan a agregar más personas a nuestros planes (ya no voy a ir)

[Jerm @jermaphobiaa]

@th1rt3enthseat @stierhimedanshi Teehee

[Jerm @jermaphobiaa]

@th1rt3enthseat @stierhimedanshi Retard

[chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk]

me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit

[♡ @softheavens]

yea sex is cool but have u ever heard the laugh of someone u love n felt like ur entire heart was sent to heaven n back

[lizzy 🔌 @aridlizzy]

robotgirl whos insecure about the way she executes her scripting

[Jerm @jermaphobiaa]

@AnAppealTo If our government wasn't controlled by the IDF then perhaps something could be done

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[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I want affection without having to beg for it every damn time