Launchpad McQuack

Late Bloomer Son of the moon Nocturnal being Mood rises and falls with the tides When the music is more vibrant

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My ability to rhyme mansion and Wiscansin #MadeQuiteAnImpression

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Infinite WiFi password #UpdatedCirclesOfHell

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Finding your mom’s OnlyFans #UpdatedCirclesOfHell

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Planning for the Father’s Day after the next
#MyHolidayRecoveryPlan

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Planning for next Father’s Day #MyHolidayRecoveryPlan

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Staying black #MyHolidayRecoveryPlan

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The rain in Spain, I should’ve never went frolicking in that plain #IWasNotReadyFor

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How short Kevin Hart is standing next to Shaq
#IWasNotReadyFor

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Say the correct lyrics to every song I sang even if it’s still wrong #IMadeMyself

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Study spiders to figure out if Toby’s Spider-Man shoots webs from anywhere else
#IMadeMyself

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Swallow a handcuff key just in case #IMadeMyself

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Go streaking like they do in the movies, everybody wasn’t doing it just like in the movie too

Life truly does imitate art
#IMadeMyself

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Look deep down inside and I found a platypus with a banana peal hat in a pair of Ruben Studdard Crocs

Your guess is as good as mine
#IMadeMyself

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Remembering that I was supposed to put the toilet seat down for next time #FoolishActsOfLove

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Pretending to kill the big spider in the shower while shooing it away #FoolishActsOfLove

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It was 70 degrees outside and we had a tornado warning yesterday, today it’s snowing

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Note to self: not being able to taste or smell does not mean you can’t still scorch your tongue

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If you have ever tried to take a drink with the cap still on you are not special, you’re just like everyone else

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