Jerm

All speech is Hate speech if you take the right tone.
Party like you're dying of pinkeye.
Glory to Glorzo

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Make America Great Ape

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The majestic goldenback 😂

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@TFG_2025 @scs_real Why does gay gotta be all floatin around on a little pink cloud like that?

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@Roni10TD @DPrello Nancy would have thrown any one of them under the bus to end Trump

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@DPrello Not one person sincerely believes that he is.

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@MrPlumbarius @DrunkRepub I wonder if anyone has thrown away their envelope

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@DrunkRepub I got my Apple Titanium card today...real titanium. Goes "KLANK" when it lands.
I was sure the X money card was the coolest card possible.
...But I don't know anything anymore.

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@Habetman They all do.
Well, a lot of them do.

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@AmericaReal3 Awww.

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@BadgedPatriot Or they’ll run somebody else through all the debates and then plug her in at the last second like they did camel toe

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I got my Apple card today.
I don't know, yew guize...

Its pretty badass.

Gonna go ahead and say its noticeably bad-asser than the X Money card and the X Money card is fookin badass.

Its real titanium.

It SOUNDS badass when it clinks on a table.
It sounds "money".
Big money.
I keep thinking of the scene in American Psycho.
I get it now.

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@solar_ric What if I told you that really is Samuel Jackson and that Samuel Jackson is just that good an actor? Maybe? Yeah?
Or maybe Gary Oldman. How wild would that be?

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@tbrusletten @TheGreenOldDill Remember when you could get a speeding ticket and not pay it for several months because it took that long a time For paperwork to travel through the system?

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@TheGreenOldDill Whurr the heck’s them black folk?
Ain’t there supposed to be at least one?

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@ahmuh_ritard @mtntallpaul @KalKatDaddy7 Obviously low hanging fruit.
(Is what she said)

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@RobertIler14 @AmericaReal3 I can do it, but I have to keep singing it forward in my head 21 times

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@JasonMac @Hunter_Eagleman You really are the biggest small account I’m aware of on Twitter

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@RobertIler14 @AmericaReal3 Wait though. Back up a second. Is that for real a DUI test? Because there’s not a chance in hell I could do that. I guess I am a little high… Still, though

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@RobertIler14 @AmericaReal3 The note for “Q” instantly popped up in my head. Along with the rest of the song.

I wonder if I could say the alphabet out loud without singing in a bit

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@stephanegaddis @SLMcEvil I’m bad about that.
Random tangents.

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@JasonMac @Hunter_Eagleman I didn’t know you knew Hunter. Small world.

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@Smitty68WF2 @JasonMac You forgot the obligatory “retard”

STFU Just doesn’t sound right without it.