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can’t do karate, can’t do backflips, am white trash

[skoldier @jern_berg]

I’m at Deano’s Diamond D Lounge in Missoula, MT if you’re looking for me

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@2Mantooth No t100 headcovers man? Despicable

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@mike__peepee Gonna be hard to pull the ‘I thought this was America’ card in England I fear

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I’d wager most people don’t know shit about train cribbage

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@FuckSci Leeds -> London. Will cosplay as a Brit this evening and cheer on the 3 Lions

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@JohnPetersonFW Probably stay with the miller lites man

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@sosamusicuk 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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Walking the streets of Amsterdam listening to new Anotr album nobody got it better than me

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None of the Dutch wear their helmets riding bikes. There’s a lesson in that

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@TonyLiebert If you were sober and didn’t have a fake I wouldn’t want you as my QB1, let’s ride Drake ‼️

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@JABBA1CKY It’s a lot of syllables but I’d never even refer to him as just his first name.

[FAGBA1 @JABBA1CKY]

imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine

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@TommieHoops Show me someone mad lmao. I beg of you to find one. We just don’t care nearly as much because no one thinks about UST ever

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@chipwolverton @NadineBabu You’re greatly overestimating the UST fanbase lol. They averaged 2800 fans/game and that’ll go down this year since it’s not the inaugural season

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@Prospauk They’re tripping on yall don’t worry. Most have severe serotonin deficiency and are dumb 👍

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@gnybarra @msaint1133

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@mike__peepee As an avid Google Maps user this has confused me for years

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Yeah I’ll keep it a buck. Do not give a fuck skrillex dropped an album

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@JonKrawczynski Ayoooooooo

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@2Mantooth Best season by far. Jump the cheeseburger specifically is the best piece of cinema ever released