Jeremy Neff

We mock what we don’t understand.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

RT and ❤️ for a chance to win a signed Dexter Lawrence II Bengals helmet!

[Johnstown Girls Basketball @JHSGIRLSBBALL1]

Game Day Johnnies. On the road today. Johnnies playing Fairland today at Harvest Prep.
11:00 tip off.

[Johnstown Girls Basketball @JHSGIRLSBBALL1]

3 wins for the Johnnies tonight! 8th grade, JV, Varsity all won their games this evening!

[Johnstown Girls Basketball @JHSGIRLSBBALL1]

Game day!

[Paul Dehner Jr. @pauldehnerjr]

What's the best-case scenario on a dark Monday for the 2-0 Bengals?

1. Jake Browning can do what he did taking over for Burrow in 2023 and keep the record around .500 the rest of the way.

2. Burrow recovers well and returns in December. Despite being thrust from rehab field to playoff hunt, he quickly snaps into midseason form and Cincinnati finds a way into the playoffs.

3. Bengals end up with their full imagined group entering the postseason together and Burrow having a few weeks of games under his belt.

This is about as best-case as it gets. The reality is it is a leap of faith to think any of these will happen.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Democrats Condemn Violence They Incited https://t.co/KMXIweZgIi

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

In tears right now. Just distraught.

[Beard Vet @Beardvet]

The one guy who would peacefully debate you fucking losers

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Please PRAY for Charlie Kirk and his family.🙏

[Jeremy Neff @jerneff11]

@nflmemes @jneff1111

[Jeremy Neff @jerneff11]

@TheDunkCentral @JoyTaylorTalks Completely false.

[Jeremy Neff @jerneff11]

@RealCandaceO You survived Candace! Let there be peace!

[Jeremy Neff @jerneff11]

@OfficialTourPro This the hole on Wii golf!

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Has any sports movie aged better or been more prescient than 1994's "Blue Chips"?

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

The Chiefs taking a dive today is a lowlight of this NFL season.

Whether their incentive was only rest or also blocking the dreaded Bengals from the playoffs, it’s just a supremely bad look— and likely self-sabotaging— for a team hoping to three-peat.

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Jon Gruden picks this year's MVP

[Jeremy Neff @jerneff11]

@stoolpresidente Wonder if your team is enjoying vacation time

[Jeremy Neff @jerneff11]

@stoolpresidente Thought you were rooting on big 10? lol

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

What does playing QB on "Hard Mode" look like?

Percentage of Passes Thrown Behind the Line

Josh Allen - 19.5%
Lamar Jackson - 17.4%
Joe Burrow - 12.0%

Percentage Of Screen Passes Thrown

Allen - 13.1%
Lamar - 11.9%
Burrow - 6.1%

Percentage Of Play-action Passes

Allen - 21.8%
Lamar - 29.1%
Burrow - 19.9%

Percentage of Pressured Dropbacks under 2.5 seconds

Allen - 13.0%
Lamar - 8.9%
Burrow - 14.8%

Percentage of Pressured Dropbacks after 2.5 seconds

Allen - 48.5%
Lamar - 53.8%
Burrow - 57.7%

Percentage of Passes under Pressure where the QB shares blame

Allen - 20.1%
Lamar - 19.5%
Burrow - 13.3%

Passer Rating when under Pressure

Allen - 73.1
Lamar - 90.6
Burrow - 104.5

OL Pass Blocking Grade Rank (PFF)

Allen - 5th
Lamar - 7th
Burrow - 29th

PFF Rushing Grade Rank

Allen - 2nd
Lamar - 1st
Burrow - 27th

Rushing Game Success Rate

Allen - 44.9%
Lamar - 46.7%
Burrow - 36.5%

Running Game EPA Rank

Allen - 2nd
Lamar - 3rd
Burrow - 18th

Defensive EPA/play Rank

Allen - 12th
Lamar - 14th
Burrow - 27th