Jerome, not Boateng 🇰🇪

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[Jerome, not Boateng 🇰🇪 @jerome_onyango]

Self-sufficiency is the greatest of all wealth.

[Jerome, not Boateng 🇰🇪 @jerome_onyango]

It's called pavement rage

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

No one talks about the surge of anger you get while walking behind a slow person in CBD.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This sentence by Van Gogh hits hard:

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

NOT AN ACCIDENT, but if you're seeing this on June 11th, the winning era begins for you. Relationships. Health. Wealth. Everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing gets better from here. You're so lucky.

[𝗠𝗮𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗶 @tfloppi]

USA is 7 hrs behind kenyan time,so we will probably be the first to watch the world cup before them

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

All in! #GoSpursGo!

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[Jerome, not Boateng 🇰🇪 @jerome_onyango]

@ShamsCharania @BannedMacMahon 9k11qb

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Black people don’t even tell you finna miss your exit they just wait until you pass it then ask “where you going?” 😂😂

[𝓛𝓾𝓭𝓪🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Free coochie lowkey scares me 😂 Like damn, you don’t even want a lil burger or sumn? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Fidela ✨ @iMuthoni_]

Mpunguze ushauri wa ndoa, we have a government to hate

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

7 days left. Please register to vote!

[Apex Kicks @Apexkicks254]

Chances za kutumia akili after umepewa mshahara yako on a weekend hukuwa very minimal.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Unfortunately I am Tit for Tat. So please don't tit.

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Paying taxes in Kenya feels like funding criminal activities.

[Kate Ardis Oden @OdenKate]

Found a gorgeous Penguin Classics novella at a free library. This author is totally new to me.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I will name my kid Figo ndio waseme huyo Kidney mnoma.

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

Sigmund Freud would have loved studying Laura Mbatha.

[Machi @machioluoma]

Once you stop believing in religion, the devil leaves you alone😂😂😂

[Jerome, not Boateng 🇰🇪 @jerome_onyango]

I can comfortably say that we've reached the end of good movies/series. I haven't seen a good production in a long minute.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

People really need to understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special