Jerome

I say what I like. I attempt to be objective, but I consistently fail.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

This.

[Kojo Baffoe @kojobaffoe]

I don’t want to be a CEO or MD. I am not looking to scale. I am not trying to bolster my CV (there are many things I have done that aren’t on my CV). I just want to do work that pays my bills, interests me and/or adds value to my community (ideally all three).

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

"Why is it 5am.. and I'm still up spiraling... ?"

Mariah said it best.

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

More and more people in Cape Town are starting to wake up... but this is by far the most painful crash out I've seen this week of a woman just trying to survive 💔

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@GugsM I'd prefer you made your own food for Hayley.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

Change the cycle. Start greeting them.

[Penuel The Black Pen @penuelist_]

I now understand why people in Joburg don't greet each other.

We're not a family here. We're all strangers in a foreign land... yearning for home.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@nghangha_ @WewesLoaf When I'm at the shop; zero craving for cake. Get wine in my body; craving is on fire 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

I want chocolate cake. Chocolate cake from @wewesloaf. I'm not sure what must happen now because it's 21:30 😭

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@TheZweli A panty? 🤭 what

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@CiroDeSiena And it's crap biltong. Better from an artisan butcher

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@GugsM Mines a Maltese Terrier. Feisty AF. But such a sweetie ♥️. He chose me when I went to the SPCA.

It's cold hle Gugs 🥺 She needs to be an inside dog.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

Serena!!!!!!!!!!

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@serenawilliams needs to "see" Sharapova at the other side of the court. Then it's gonna be a whole new game #Wimbledon

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@TheZweli @serenawilliams Yeyi! Can't believe we're back here. My heart is in my throat.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@serenawilliams is about to play. @TheZweli is dying - I know.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@naomiosaka walking down the isle; getting ready to marry Tennis @Wimbledon. Love this for her ♥️

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

We need this Rena attitude at Wimbledon

[🎾 @CentreCourtFavs]

Serena Williams when it’s time to face Maya Joint:

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@Boni_lioness @JemimaOsunde Yeyi - every episode was like 😳 Haybo Jonasi 😂😂😂

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@CWHomeConnect dealing with you is a nightmare 😡

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@Absa staff at Northmead Benoni have the worst service and attitude.

Sies.

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@RelebogileM & @wendyknowler with their "Happy endings" 🫣🤭🤭🤭🤭

[Jerome @jerome_sameline]

@Yoco_ZA you work on commission right?

Girl, bye.