Jerome Johnson

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

When was the last time you met a Nancy?

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This is how I eat peanut M&Ms

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Zoja bought a homeless guy a water bottle and he threw it back at her...

Are you #TeamWater or #TeamNotWater?

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Most of the people doing Eminem's #godzillachallenge look like they are feeding baby ducks

#wholesome

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Imagine the sound these make when you walk and don’t laugh

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Time to spill beans motherfuckers!

Spilling the beans about Sourcefed w/Mike Falzone https://t.co/Gnt9IjKJN3

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Every time my wife unloads the dishwasher even though that’s “my job”

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

New study shows that robot pigeons can tell us what a baby's brain looks like

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

I moved from one of the only states that likes Kit-Kat to the ONLY OTHER STATE that likes Kit-Kat

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Got some bangers lined up for you this week on https://t.co/7RuOICrAnt -which is a website that was just recently verified on https://t.co/44WUda8dVP

[🐟 𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒏 🐠 @galgracen]

this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

But there won’t be any religion to practice if the world explodes right?

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

I have to poop at the airport but I don’t wanna get pregnant

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Seeing how negative emotions lead to negative consequences can help us overcome them. Just as we can learn how helpful love and compassion can be, we can come to understand that anger, pride, jealousy and arrogance can be detrimental. We need to use reason and human intelligence.

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