jer

the hckr

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

i literally say fuck so often i'm started to think we need a new word that's more offensive than fuck

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

you never realized what you had until it gone, toilet paper is a good example

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

just like a boss! moment when you throw sumn in the trash and make it in

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

that awkward moment when you're trying to end a coversation and the person won't stop talking

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

i hate when parents ask who the baby looks like... it was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

i hate math, but i love counting money..

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

that awkward moment when someone skinny than you says 'i'm so fat! and you stand there like (-_-)

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

i miss flip phones becauz at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like, bitch whatever!

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

don't "k" me you bastard!

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

i'm on a seafood diet ... i seed food and i eat it

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

copy and paste yourself into my bed

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

vadka is just awesome water

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

Never give up on your dreams just keep sleeping

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

i just love it when girls call me papi...

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

if you wanna know what's the golden rules, just follow me!

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

True love isn't just about what you can take from the person, but what you can give too.

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

There's no guaranteed way to know if a person truly loves you,

[jer @jeromeswagg2]

ma head && ma back hurts>>> i need a lil nurse