jerkey waters

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[jerkey waters @jerquee]

will i get kicked off of twitter for posting Elon Musk preparing his drugs at Burning Man?

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

Just a cat living in 2077

[jerkey waters @jerquee]

@AnthonyGremo @YiuCanDoIt @criptopaul I think some people are saying that the conversation isn't real

[jerkey waters @jerquee]

@YiuCanDoIt @criptopaul I'm not convinced. It seems believable but i can't picture them making up "you'd be in prison now if it weren't for me"

[Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_]

⚡️⭕️ After Al Jazeera, Al Mayadeen obtains exclusive footage of the destruction of another Israeli HQ in southern Lebanon with INSANE scenes. One of the drones is seen entering the operations room and hitting the computer screens and the operators ❗️:

Al Mayadeen has obtained exclusive footage of an operation carried out by the Islamic Resistance in Lebanon targeting the newly established Israeli headquarters of the Israeli 401st Brigade in the town of Debl in South Lebanon.

[Emma Escobar @EmmAriEscobar]

@evilvillain1231 In a very slightly different universe, annoying people on the internet are calling each other "LITERALLY SCHICKLGRUBER" during comically petty arguments.

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Ok but it really is crazy that Hitler's dad's original surname was Shekel Grabber

[@Abby 🇿🇦🎉 @abby_makgale]

@DominicJPino

[Alexander B. Howard @digiphile]

With the deepest of apologies to the original authors, I might try an approach like this:
https://t.co/BO1C46EjjG

“The history of the present @POTUS is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these United States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.”

“He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.”

“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people.”

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our local legislatures.”

“He has imposed Taxes on us without our Consent.”

“He has protected Officers from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.

“He has imposed Taxes on us without our Consent.

He has deprived us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury under due process of laws.

He has transported people beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us.”

“In every stage of these Oppressions, We the People have Petitioned for Redress of Grievances in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury.”

“A would-be King, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

[kirk russell 🇨🇦 @kirkrussell4]

@Jvnior These are all of our children

[Erin @erin_keir]

@Jvnior @kyyyyyzz ... and they lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie ... as such as 98 times per day.
Then they lie more.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump is suing his own IRS for $10 billion — and he’s planning to settle it quickly to avoid going to court.

To be clear: This is a scam to steal $10 billion from taxpayers, while Republicans scream about “fraud.”

[Laura Dunn 4 Congress @LauraDunnNY12]

@DarrigoMelanie I can’t believe this is a real post, but #trump is basically stealing $10B of #taxpayer #money from the #irs through a frivolous #lawsuit and I don’t see anyone stopping him. We should be rioting in the streets and go on strike until he is removed for corruption!!

[William B. @William02216755]

@DarrigoMelanie @DavidMSloane

[Diane Ellison @DianeEllison]

@DarrigoMelanie ICYMI - pro tip: Follow the $$$$$$$$$$

[Purzzzzz @shawn_pursley]

Reminder:
400,000 cases filed in NC after our military poisoned soldiers and their families at Camp LeJeune.
Bill enacted in 2022.
Our government, to this day, is still fighting paying this off EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
And DJT wants $10b? FU.
People have died.
Kids got birth defects.
They’re not getting $10b.
Neither should he.

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

JUST IN:

🇺🇸🇮🇷 IRGC Brigadier General Mohsen Rezaei:

“I doubt Trump has as much courage as Hitler. If he did, he should admit defeat and kill himself”

[Noneya @Noneofyabiznaz]

@RoKhanna Rachel an American was crushed to death by the Israeli forces using a bulldozer. Nobody was ever held accountable and not a peep from the US. We are an occupied nation and if we don't do nothing now it will only get harder to out from unders Israels occupation.

[Youtube_Hides_Genocides @KTumbleweed1]

@RoKhanna This is what seven democrat traitors voted for. @SenSchumer
@gillibrandny

@SenBlumenthal
@ChrisCoons

@SenFettermanPA
@SenCortezMasto

@RosenforNevada

[Kevin @XAKMoose]

@RoKhanna I wonder if Schumer voting to send bulldozers to Israel has anything to do with the $6M+ he's received from AIPAC??

No, that couldn't possibly be it! Must be his deep, principled commitment to... whatever the lobby wants this week. 😂

Totally unrelated, I'm sure. Just a wild coincidence!