Jen

studying neuroscience but ideally wanting to produce films — a novel •views are my own•

[Jen @jerri_clay]

girls that just want their car fixed 🤝 grown men at the car dealership assuming their business is consent

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

“Tobey this, Andrew that, Tom this”

I just love Spider-Man bro

[lula 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @kalulapplehead]

me calling michael jackson “mike” like we be chill like that

[robbie 💥🦨 @LEGGYBL0NDE]

a beautiful sight

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

No it's seriously nuts how much culture has changed since 2016 to now. Jesus christ 😭

[Tim @Timstillherelol]

If it snowed every winter for a decade in New Orleans, they'd have snow plows.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[lijah 🫀 @arthoelijah]

me graduating with a degree from a top university to enter the worst job market and economy since the great recession

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[holly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇳🇱🇨🇼 @hollythfc]

no tampons or pads but crisps and chocoalte. #ok

[Treehugger_Actual ☮ @Treehugger_v2]

Japanese tourist having a spoons burger and chips with a thatchers blood orange, yeah man give him a passport.

[Sarah Dvojack @sarahdvojack]

Thank god there are so many pictures of him with bats

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

robert pattinson in every damn movie

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

dear pope do Microsoft Teams next

[asher °❀⋆.ೃ࿔* @ashertweeting]

underage vaping situation in the uk so bad im surprised when i see an actual adult vape

[Number Six @twopoint6khz]

This is the Burger King where King John signed Magna Carta in 1215