Jerri

Weirdly

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

Don’t you think the absurd is under appreciated?

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

I hope I meet my forever partner some day,

[aylin ⋆⭒˚.⋆𐙚 🪩 @aluschka_]

I just want someone to do everything and nothing with

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

“I might cut your hair and put you in a cage”

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

"You came along and just t-boned my existence"

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

"shh, your anger is frightening the sand"

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

Me - *doing my job , walking down the hall*
My resident - “look at you going, with your big bunny butt”

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

I will ALWAYS speak my truth. I don’t care who doesn’t believe me or who doesn’t like what I have to say.

A liar is one thing I am not.

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

“I feel like my eyes can breath just fine, idk”

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

@NoahKingJr My audience is MEEE! I love my twitter, it brings me joy. A weird random diary of serotonin quotes dedicated to future me :)

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me tweeting my audience

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

BROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

“Anticipation is always better than the result”

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

Your pussy looks like a whole bowl of petrified curly fries

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

Jennifer Coolidge is Fairy Godmother

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

Contrary fairy

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl i've learned 3 lessons this year. To leave people where they at, accept situations for what they are, and not every action needs a reaction.

[Jerri @jerrikamartin]

“A bird without wings is just a funny looking rat”