Jerrod Crosby

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@TheHACarpenter Damn, this is a good list

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@micellz @NBA Bruh what!? I wanna hear your reasoning because that statement is absolutely ridiculous lmao.

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

How in the living fuck is this still news to people?

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@CuteAnimaIVines @aduItprobs @Shananagins144 @A12wall

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@Mecklendorf

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

I can't wait to board this plane so I can scroll through 2 hours of Facebook videos uninterrupted

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I CAN HEAR THIS PHOTO

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

I'm but a simple plebeian, but you should go #BingeBioOnHulu. The show is fantastic and you get to see @GlennHowerton punch an apple. #SaveAPBio

[Amy Zimmer @oneamyzimmer]

Millennials can’t cook!! It’s pitiful really....a whole generation clueless in the face of bananas ham hollandaise. Probably can’t even make the hot dogs stand up. Oh and ever heard of a butter knife?? It’s for cutting the iceberg jello, idiot

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@bobby_rooney @Beetlepimp @JHensley0812

[ESPN @espn]

This athlete with cerebral palsy just deadlifted 200 pounds ... and he only weighs 99 💪

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Elspeth Belden @lbhahaha]

Guns N' Roses have really mellowed with age

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

My company just switched to one ply toilet paper so I guess I have to quit now

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@BestProFitness Whoops, I sharted

[Barstool Movies @BarstoolMovies_]

The basketball scene from 'Catwoman' is the worst movie scene of all time.

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@TheHACarpenter Precambrian Park #MakeAFilmPathetic

[Jerrod Crosby @JerrodCrosby]

@PFTompkins Should have gotten behind his tall table and chair idea. The dude was onto something.