@GNRailUK Jokes aside, could you please respond to the fact you're asking Oyster users to supply information that isn't actually possible to acquire, either at a station or via registered online account. Journey history only available up to two months in the past. Shady business tactics.
@InOurEmptyDays @GNRailUK The blood sacrifice is fairly standard procedure but having to submit my application in ancient greek is going a little bit far IMHO.
@GNRailUK I'm not sure you could have made this any more difficult for monthly Oyster card users if you tried. So you need individual purchase receipts from 6 months ago, and a print out of our entire journey history for the month, for 3 months, scanned and organized into 3 pdfs?
Today I learned that the lion on Lyle's golden syrup can design is actually not just super chill but actually dead and being eaten by bees and now I don't know how to feel.