jerrod

My words mean nothing unless they come from you

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

When you got a lot of deadlines piling up at work but you are more excited about literally anything else

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@RadishHarmers @malmesburyman What if they are both just being humble about it

[Angela ⟢ @luxangelae]

Jesus of Nazareth you have to stop. You preach too tough. Your swag too different. Your miracles too hard. they'll kill you.

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@BilmuriTweets They don’t say that, but they do say “Chinsamu” which means “it feels like my dick is floating”

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

Lady in front of me on this plane watching a documentary about airplanes. Lady just look around

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come today i have to watch six straight hours of law and order SVU

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@MKLwalz @PhillipPope No

[matty @Powers26]

how the fuck did these work

[Ace @AceXEdge]

How you gonna let the man hit you with the John Lennon?

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@scoopsmcgee93 I people my mistakes sometimes too

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@vanity__plate oh HELL yeah

[Otaking 🇵🇸 @TheOtaking]

Yu Yu Hakusho - Studio Pierrot - 1992/1995

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@bradleyquiinn Machine learning to build a robot Santa

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

Trader Joe’s should let their chocolate milk go public. It needs to be sold everywhere not just at Trader Joe’s

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

you want to kiss me? the thing that made sixpence none the richer?

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

There should be a room at every party where you can watch a movie

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@ben_brewer2002 Did you get your wrapped already?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Thinking about this again

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

@camrich859 Not uncommon to become indecisive when you get old

[jerrod @jerrodhuber]

Sometimes Mondays don’t really start til like 11am