Jeremy Martin

Just BE; the rest comes naturally

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

If you didn’t lose faith in your leadership today, did you even work?

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

A letter to my employer: I don’t want cake, I WANT A FUCKING RAISE.

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Hey! Need a fun and casual workout? Try walking to a park and back home, only to realize you left your keys at the park!

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

I’ll hold the door for anyone, but please don’t dead ass sprint towards me to prevent me from waiting the 3 seconds

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Just out here reminding people that Black Eyed Peas had a version of a song called “Let’s Get Retarded” on the radio and then tried to erase it from existence

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

To the man talking during the Van Gogh exhibit, I hope you lose your tongue, sir.

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

@Jes_Jung I hope A Letter To Ashley by Your Broken Hero didn’t sneak past ya

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Fort Wayne WALMART shoppers are a different species, I’ll tell ya

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Just got stung in the neck by a yellow jacket. Summer starts early this year, folks 🐝

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

The amount of people at this university that turn the handle of a bathroom door without knocking is astounding; fuck!

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

A co-worker who is in my animal room told me she was listening to Ring Around The Rosie by Korn. I really don’t know how to feel about it

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

@t_llex Please know you can e-file Ohio taxes free on Ohio’s tax website! I learned a few things myself this tax season. Do not let turbo tax or any other program charge you for state e-file

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You are scam artists. You are crooks. You deserve to be behind bars and you know it

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

How tf did I get mustard on my winter coat?

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

@t_llex I can get you a brochure if you want 🤣

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Bruh I’m such a pro at saying tomatillo, thanks California

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Shout out to the shuttle driver playin the smooth jazz this morning

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

Sometimes we’re so critical of ourselves that we forget to take to easy on everyone else. Don’t do that.

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

@t_llex If you’re not a huge fan of that ketchup (I wasn’t) I recommend this one you can get at Kroger

[Jeremy Martin @jerrrbearr]

You need a push cart for your fuckin disc golf discs?