jerry

I’m ugly and I’m proud

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@49thandMain @lostlanedublin If anyone has an extra ticket hmu!

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@papianhell they should

[Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino]

I mean… WOW

[jerry @jerrrz_]

hello, it me

[sanjiv @SanjivSanghavi]

Everyone should have a friend who has no idea what your job is and doesn’t care.

[jerry @jerrrz_]

Someone just replied to my Monday morning email with “Have a wonderful rest of the week!” my guy we still have the whole ass week 😭

[Universal Studios Hollywood @UniStudios]

Step into the Minions movie this summer. Annual Passes from less than $8 per month* after down payment. *Restrictions apply.

[jerry @jerrrz_]

I wish I could tell my Instagram ads that I already bought the damn thing let us both move on

[jerry @jerrrz_]

When Kim said “nobody wants to work anymore” Beyoncé felt that

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@AEC_21Fredo Bought tix too

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@AmericanAir K, so fix it? Give me some credit

[jerry @jerrrz_]

Waited 5 hrs @ LAX only for @AmericanAir to cancel my intl flight + over 3 hrs in their customer service line to get rebooked on a different airline almost 24 hours later without any sort of credit or compensation, even after denying a hotel room and saving them $. Good job! 🤙🏼

[jerry @jerrrz_]

It’s called an emotional support water bottle ok

[helena riley @freshhel]

U can tell when someones really bonded w their water bottle

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@itstimconnors hi can you make me rich too plz

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@AEC_21Fredo https://t.co/1H45Qi4aSj

[jerry @jerrrz_]

Tell me you like my playlist so I know it’s real

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@alinaakuz @HoJustinHo I am a soft boiled egg, a gooey mess on the inside with no protection from the world whatsoever

[jerry @jerrrz_]

i literally be psyching myself up just to open and respond to 23 unread emails

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@HoJustinHo K so don’t go then

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@plaguedocling Groupme

[jerry @jerrrz_]

@plaguedocling genuinely so happy for you