jerrid

I like short walks from my room to the fridge

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

Everything I know about these two is not by choice

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO are getting divorced after nearly 10 years of marriage.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

@jantsenmusic please come to Force Fields next year 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

[LALA🇺🇸 @LALACMSEA]

The food looks putrid. How do Americans eat like this on a daily basis

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

@LALACMSEA

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

@peekaboobeats

[Michael @micgrochowski]

It’s $30 now to go to summerfest. I used to get in with a can of soup.

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

#NewProfilePic

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

@canablisss

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Using da office fridge for some post work beers

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

This is so factual

[luna @lunarfq]

IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE CAT

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

@Spotify @AppleMusic Shit I might even go back to middle school days of @pandoramusic

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

Why do i pay for premium if im gonna get a pop up ad? @Spotify

Ft. @jantsenmusic

[jerrid @jerrstonemadd]

@Spotify Just getting closer to switching to @AppleMusic

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Me: *disables Google home microphone*

Me: hey google

Google: your microphone is currently disabled

Me: