Phil N. DeBlanc

Sports

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Was kicked out of planet fitness today for running wind sprints in the locker room in my speedo. Apparently “there’s treadmills for that” and “we don’t even have a pool”

So much for judgement free.

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Well, looks like I’m sleeping on the couch tonight. Wife of 30 years asked how she looked - I guess “amazing, black is very slimming on you” is the wrong answer. #FML

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

@Buccigross #bucciovertimechallenge Tage Thompson

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

@PAOnTheMic Fuck you PA, hang em up

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

@Timberwolves @TargetCenterMN @ABCNetwork @iHeartRadio I was pumped to get my hands on tickets for this one, but it should totally be postponed. It’s time to make a statement here.

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Be kinda funny if Er*k* K*rk got bl*st*d clean through the n*ck at her CBS town hall tonight

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Old guy landlord doesn’t know that we got a cat months ago and he’s coming over to check something today. Not planning on hiding the litter box though. Just gonna say I’m babysitting my nephew that goes to Minneapolis Public Schools, I know he’ll believe me

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Just thought about the 2009 NFC Championship game 👎🏻😣

[wolvesboxscores @wolvesboxscores]

Live reaction of Chet Holmgren finding out he gets home cooked meals this week

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Just over a week nicotine free, my AirPods died mid workout @planetfitness and I got so frustrated I threw a 5 pound dumbbell at thr guy talking to his wife on speakerphone on the treadmill - gotta be better. #mentalhealth #selfimprovement

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

So. fucking. True.

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

I’m good thanks, it’s already too loud!

[Evan Hong @EvanHong18]

FOOTBALL!

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

In my opinion, the best movies do 3 things:
1. Tickle your funny bone
2. Tug on your heart strings
3. Blow your mind
Agreed?

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Hear me out…

[Rihanna @rihanna]

read my lips!!! 👄

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Dearest wife, I know I may not be as good of a listener as I once was.

I might not “shower as often” as I once did.

I might not be as “gainfully employed” as I was when we met.

But what I do know, is that you’re stuck with me.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to.

I might not debate as well as I used to.

But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Yo I’m sorry this dude broke his neck while I was spotting him on the Bench Press - but if Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd comes on in the weight room, you can’t expect me not to do the mannequin challenge… @PlanetFitness

[Evan Hong @EvanHong18]

Vikings forgot how to lose. This could be exactly what they needed.

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

Got a missile launcher with a couple you know, missiles. I’m ready for war

[Phil N. DeBlanc @jerry_mandarin_]

RIP Man, gone far too soon

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Scottie Scheffler is on way to Valhalla, per ESPN+ coverage.