Jerry Callo

I’m not Jerry Gallo, I’m Jerry Callo. Lawyer-Veteran-unapologetically bad golfer. I fucks heavily with Potato Chips. ⚓️

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

“Your beers too cold” just might be the most wild miss at an insult I’ve ever seen

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Happy July 4, America.
Our accents are better, your beer’s too cold, it’s football not soccer & cricket’s more exciting than baseball..but you’re the second-best country in the world and I love our Special Relationship, not least because you’re all historically British. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This tantrum is funnier when you remember that he basically owes his entire career to Ricky Gervais

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@J_MINN_X @RonDeSantis You’re welcome
-America

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hey Belgium get ready to learn Monday Night Futbol buddy

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

If @USMNT wins tonight this app might actually explode

[Helpless Vol 🥵🥵🥵 @helpless_vol]

This red card suspension has shown me that there is no way countries outside of America could handle college football.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

They're calling it the gayest post ever

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Austin 🦆 @deviousduck_]

@AdamCrafton_ “Hey Americans, we reserve ALL options!”

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@TrueFactsStated So fucking brave and definitely not attention seeking. Very cool, Claude.

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@nettydigityl @madsdanae Absolutely

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@madsdanae By the same token,you can also love your country + recognize that we have more freedoms/opportunity than anywhere else in the world—yet still be critical of policies and government. You don’t need take every opportunity (4th of July) to shit on a country that’s given you so much

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Graham Crackers & Milk.

Not flashy, doesn’t get a lot of hype, often slept on.

But as consistent as consistent can be and always delivers when called upon.

2 sleeves & 2 cups down the hatch.

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@TJenkinsTampa @jayhaykid I’m not misunderstanding the point at all.Did you see Jorge’s comments that the OP quote tweeted…it was literally about analytics ruining baseball and people not paying attention to the game…. The OP then did EXACTLY that. Call out a section of his game and ignore body of work

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@Judges_beard @Cwebb3455 @jayhaykid My scenario… lol…. Buddy we were talking about Jorge and his body of work. I made a point that managers are going to play proven players and winners (Jorge) YOU then inserted arguably the greatest defensive catcher into the argument as if this was a fantasy draft

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@KJH05 @jayhaykid What can’t I read? Or can you not use context clues to see that calling someone a liability is a shot at their overall game lmao.

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@Judges_beard @Cwebb3455 @jayhaykid I said show me the manager who wouldn’t take them due to this “liability”

You then created an either/or scenario with arguably the greatest defensive catcher of all time. Lol.

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@TJenkinsTampa @jayhaykid And you’re taking one word (defensive) from
His point and overlooking the fact that he used that to attempt to discredit a multiple time
Champion…. The irony is the entire statement proves Posada’s point— people being concerned with what analytics tell you rather than the game.

[Jerry Callo @JerryCallo27]

@3LegJohnson @Cwebb3455 @jayhaykid Exactly. This need so many people feel to erase what people ACTUALLY accomplished on a field because of what a computer say is laughable.

And they’re always soooo sure of it. To the point we’re slandering a 4x Champion lol