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Three-peat All American crybaby. right footed #yaheard

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Getting unfollowed after a girl gets a boyfriend should count as a body

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I have had this parasite before. It’s called my ex wife’s cooking🤣

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states.

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Any side comment someone says to me at a wedding I just say some variation of “take what I can get” and keep it pushing and they eat it up even if it doesn’t make sense.

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Just thought about possibly having to have a bachelor party in my mid 30’s, almost threw up. @hinge please save me, NOW.

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Knew my buddy was different levels of freak when he started texting me screenshots of Sabalenka’s instagram posts unprompted.

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In the Newark airport asking every service worker “why you jacking me yo?”

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We are 3 hours into a red eye. What could you possibly need in your carry-on that is in the bin directly above me.

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Worst part about my ex-girlfriend going insane and threatening to kill herself is I lent her my Wii remotes and my copy of Mario Kart Wii and I haven’t seen them since

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Calling Turkey Turkiye so all the liberal bitches think I’m well read (I learned people call it that from trying to track WC bets from European ball knowers)

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“You guys don’t get it. Soccer is different from other sports, it isn’t instant gratification, it’s all build up” as I scroll reels while watching the games

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USA putting belt to ass in the World Cup has more influence than you think. I just told my homie his post was the gio reyna trivela of instagram stories. No such thing as last minute when it comes to elite ball #ItJustMeansMoreHere

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I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class summa cum laude from that ghetto university

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When I’m bored at work I just start throwing up shots on the gram. Slow day at the office yesterday and I done called this broad ethereal.

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If you think NY is gonna burn down after that game. You don’t want to step foot in the phoenix metropolitan area after the USA wins their first group stage match on Friday after I’ve had ~15 Guinnesses.

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@Hollywood_CFC I need to invest in a tack shooter

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I think they made receipts digital bc they got tired of me putting my number on them #RealShooter

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Feel like they just letting anyone get pregnant nowadays

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Quitting my job and liquidating my entire network to open a koolaid pineapple store in Tallahassee Florida

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@Hollywood_CFC And yes, he is Dominican

[Hollywood @Hollywood_CFC]

my friend got kicked out of home depot for asking the employee “i need some shower head”