jerryjohnson

248 douchebag | pro mooker | avid euchre player | oliver cabell hater | tading aficionado | cig ten

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Why are these tik tok looking freaks getting bulge brackets and I’m not! #vent

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

“Say she want me to take the rubber off, told her people in hell want ice water, bitch knock it off!”

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

The world is a better place with 6ix9ine out of jail. #reels

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

You know what it is for me? It’s the people that tuck their t-shirt into their pants. Like dude are you Steve Jobs or just a raging homo? #mindfuck

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

It’s easy to be pro-life when you’re an incel

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

@0fficialBigmike I think Cosgrove is out of town…I’ll get back to you on that.

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Remember when you drink natty ice for every 2 it’s 3 #calc2

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Bryson at +180, y’all fucking thought #vegasmagic

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

P488’s and a Bogey Boys hat…no shit you bang rock #based

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Hibachi warrior or modern day samurai???

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

The baby profile pic is a cop out.

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Yeah but are you on her super private?

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

I know you’re socially insecure if I catch you wearing that lifter gear at the gym. Bradley Martyn won’t save you.

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

This shit ain't no tit for tat, let's make this thing a blowout!

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Just saw “Theo in pikapps” have a full crash out on the printer at SPEA. #bagmonday

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Why is Ricky Pearsall such a flaming faggot?

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

@WellslyKenworth Definitely works in life insurance. #scumbag

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

What’s worse…being Jewish or being Canadian???

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

When you get caught on the double take

[jerryjohnson @jerryjohnson86]

Bong, chat gpt 4, redzone, and pledges. Does it get much better than this???