strawjerry🍓

Opinions are mine but facts are facts.

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.

Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.

“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”

[Sumit Roy @sumitroy2]

A guy retired at 41 with $2M and spends his days high, playing GTA. His wife says he’s becoming a loser. He says he earned the rest. Who’s right?

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@theMadridZone @jfelixdiaz is he a better player than Rodrygo?

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@TouchlineX Americans are so dramatic. Just play the damn match.

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

Hilarious move from Perez.

Riquelme went on the show 'El Hormiguero', where he promissed to sign Haaland.

So Florentino Perez bought the advertisement slot right after the show ended, to officially announce Mourinho.

And Mourinho just says: 'Si.' 😂

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@Sir_Milekelson @akwa_man Hm Mr.Mike

[Uchechukwu Omeya @UchechukwuOmeya]

He was going to transport her to the precinct in a handlebar, if she was the one?😭🤣

[それいけ！ドスオちゃん💨 @love_dosuo]

😂😂😂
サッカー⚽️ってなんでもアリなんだねw

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep's Taxi: 10 years later! 🚖

Pep finally gets the chance to show Braydon where he kept all of those trophies... 🏆

[Christopher Okenwa @OCCPriceless]

This is a special dedication to those in “Nigeria” who continue to call jihad, terrorism, and genocide “banditry.”

#NeverAgainIsNow

Related post:

Working with the Nigerian government to end the genocide is like working with the Third Reich to end the Holocaust – Mike Arnold (@MikeArnoldTruth) - Congressional Testimony 22 April 2026 - US Capitol, Washington DC.
https://t.co/cqDf2rc7gg

[𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊 (𝕲𝖈𝖔𝖓)X𓃵🀄 @king_Bouble]

@folastag @FarooqOreagba We don move on alaye you sef dey go na.

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@thecableng This person is very foolish 🤦‍♂️

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

💙🇨🇻 Absolute CHAOS in the Torreense dressing room after Stopira received his Cape Verde World Cup call-up. 😭

He becomes the FIRST player in the club’s history to be selected for a World Cup squad. 👏

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

How did Davido think of
"i suppose relocate but I go buy Belgium"

Like what does it mean?

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@taryosky @swagnito @NationalGridNg The problem is more of transmission than generation

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@imoteda @oluwaflojo Why are you considering dating married people?

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@__King_Shark That's one massive earbud

[strawjerry🍓 @jerrymayah]

@osasuo @ebonyboy9ja @GovWike @channelstv @Emechidera you have to see this