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Producer of a great deal of mediocre material

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The Hat she made:

[Protestia @Protestia]

Protestia: Jen Hatmaker Says She No Longer Believes In Literal Hell ‘it’s the best thing that ever happened to me’ https://t.co/bGzFTJMZ0L

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@mrcrockpot Be serious.

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“Hi, I’m Celine Dion - and if you want YOUR heart to go on, consider signing up to become an organ donor today”

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That's a ripe old age for a Central Park pigeon lady

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Brenda Fricker has sadly passed away at the age of 81.

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It's not good and it doesn't make you smarter to pretend like it is

[connor @ataleofsummer]

tenet being at the bottom of nearly everyone’s nolan ranking is absurd

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Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and then naming him "Nico"

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@PatrickLBurges2 @HeritageTN @ThomBrady5 Yeah yeah, we know, every Gen Xer is Bender, the super cool above it all tough guy

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@anabology Wheres the honey diet fit in this equation?

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More like Moron Zahmdani, amiright guys

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I am so tired of churches using AI graphics somebody please make it stop

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@Avalanche And then your genius coach decided Jack Achan would be a better choice in the lineup

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@GraduatedBen Physiological effects of lowered stress?

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@DNVR_Avalanche @returnofaj @DNVR_Rudo You get one do-over from the CMac era. What's your choice?

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@rawgarlicmonark She on GLP-tons

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Yo momma so fat she takes a GLP-2

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This feels like a @GraduatedBen kind of take

[alex @alexjg0]

Barton spot on again

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Song of Solomon in The Message version:

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@yancey_muzak Pete Quinones

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Patriarchal Mark Wahlberg be like, “Yo, if I had been there when that snake talked to Eve, it wouldn’t have went down like it did.”

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Sometimes, man