TikTok babe: "one thing about me; is that I beat men"
Useless girls: "Exactlyyyyy! I don't play"
TikTok guy: "if a babe slaps me, she'll soooo regret it"
Useless girls: "Abuserrrr! This one will be a wife beater"
Girls wey foolish for that app no get end
I never knew women actually slapped men until I came on social media. Till date, I still believe a woman slapping me will forever remain a myth because I have never experienced it personally.
The only woman apart from my mother who has ever slapped me was my senior sister. Till date, she's still wearing braces. Now, imagine what I would do to a woman who isn't related to me by blood?
You must have fucked up at some point or giving the wrong energy for a woman who knows you're stronger than her, taller than her, and double her size to raise her hands to slap you.
How many women have you seen thank men for building roads, planes, cars, infrastructures, phones, internet, technology, giving them access to education and making life easier for them generally?
Whereas they come on social media everyday saying they don't need men.
Spare me the BS! Nobody forced young men with an opportunity to be anything else but still chose to go serve a corrupt country that doesn't value the lives of human beings.
Anything bad that happens to him during his service, even his ranking commander won't remember him nor even meet his family to share their sympathy.
He ends up dying like an animal and life moves on. Knowing this, if you still decide to serve Nigeria army force, anything you see, you deserve it.
The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
You hate married men who cheat
Mr Charles is married
Mr Charles asked for your phone number. You gave him
Mr Charles asked for your account number. You sent it
Mr Charles asked you out on a date. You joined him
But, you hate married men who cheat🤡
A woman will survive with or without you.
If you don't want to spend on her to better her life, she'll look for another mumu man that will do it for her.
Just make sure that you're not the mumu man.
End.