Jersey Mess♠

I don’t even know what’s happening

[Jersey Mess♠ @jersey_mess]

Watching Season 9 of #vanderpumprules …..anyone else think Sandoval might be worse than Jax??? Guess he thinks he’s the #1 guy in the group 😂

[AQUARIUS TRAPHOUSE® @aquarina]

BITCH. ITS FUCKING. AQUARIUS. SEASON

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My mans ex claimed she was pregnant (never told him) & then said she miscarried on his birthday (they were w/ eachother) & didn’t tell him but never bled or had any signs/symptoms of miscarriage.

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@sportsstud27 Thank youuu

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And he knows where he is and doesn’t introduce himself as his own husband 😂😂😂

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Donald trump may be a lot of things but at least he doesn’t sniff children okay lol

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Just my usual random pop up for you guys lol I’m still alive 👌🏻

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I’ve turned into a bigger cunt since the last time I was on

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@SockInseminator Thank you!!!

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LMFAOOOO yo I CANNOT BELIEVE I depended on some POS man for my happiness. How fucking dumb 😂

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@SockInseminator Dealing with POS men 😂

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Ya girl passed her first semester of nursing school !!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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@SockInseminator I will be 💪🏻💪🏻

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Karen’s daughter walks around like her shit don’t stink 😂 with her fake Staten Island accent 😂😂 #FamiliesOfTheMafia

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My LEGS oh my god the pain is real

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I started doing 10 squats every time I go to the bathroom. Good GOD my legs kill. Fuck me man 😂

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Is it 5pm yet? I wanna take this damn mask off 😭

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I feel like I lose brain cells when I listen to Charli talk 😂 #PumpRules

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@xTKOxL3GACYx Can’t stand it

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Back on twitter for two seconds and it’s just nudes nudes nudes. Now I remember why I left 😂😂😂

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God my boyfriend saves every photo I send him so I’m sure it’s one of the uglies 😂😂😭😭

[♣️🃏randy 🃏♠️ @randyraydolly]

I wonder what my “this is her” picture is