Jeremy Smith

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@LBMRHP In honor of your EXCELLENT writeup of one of my all-time favorites (and how have we not discussed this one more?) ... I got Cubs (for whom Roy Hobbs was going to try out before things went ... awry ...) over Astros in 7. So let it be written.

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@timgut https://t.co/vjQeMVU70O

[Wrigley Aerials @WrigleyAerials]

November 4, 2016. Were you there?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off https://t.co/s9pVDGhrJc

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

I think this is the first time in MLB history that a guy from Dallas is starting against a guy named Dallas in Game 1 of the #WorldSeries

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@ndsmith82 https://t.co/oHT2lMbJhW

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

"Dreary, Passionless Couple Believes Your Soulmate Out There Too" https://t.co/U4Prfa2Pm2

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

Now let the general trumpet blow his blast,
Particularities and petty sounds
To cease

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

Can't wait for Pacino to play Pitino after Paterno.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

this is the bleakest sentence I've ever read https://t.co/7AHxTFgSPr

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@NBCNews

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

The Cubs are better than the Pirates. https://t.co/bPE4qAco4B

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A lot of stuff happened tonight. #RejectedRecapCopy

W.

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@ndsmith82 Picturing you & Vera going out tmrw, with a picnic lunch and your "special glasses" -- looking up at the sky & waiting ... waiting ...

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@donwinslow @adnanESPN Michael Fassbender = Denny Malone

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

@HamillHimself @IanMcDiarmid_ I need to know more about that bottom right classic.

[Jeremy Smith @jersmith25]

"Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start" #TheOnion https://t.co/nFJxhApLyM

[NBC Nightly News with Tom Llamas @NBCNightlyNews]

Two proud Marines in their dress uniforms take one final ride after facing the one battle they couldn't win: cancer. https://t.co/T9eWsFjsjS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Scientists Baffled By Man's Incredible Ability To Fuck Up Every Time https://t.co/E5t5RMBOEW

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Wait for it 😂😂

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