Jerusalen

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

one time when I was homeless a few years ago I was staying in a storage shed on the edge of campus and this girl working for campus rec found me sleeping in there. first thing out of my mouth was “hey I think we matched on bumble 2 days ago.” she called the cops and unmatched me

[D @dmollinedoo]

no drake song ever made me want to text my ex, yall just weak pls heal

[Douglas Lumsden, Left Coast Boomer @DouglasLumsden1]

For what it’s worth:

I was 43 when I got a Ph.D.
I was 51 when I started my dream job.
I was 54 when I married the love of my life.
I was 55 when I ran my first marathon.
I was 67 when I self-published my first book.
I turn 70 next year, and I can’t wait!

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

@pincheskuincla Lacrosse! 🤣🥶

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

@Annakhait AMEN. Make America great again.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

So proud of @realDonaldTrump. This is strength. This is leadership. This is the exact backbone we need to stop this anarchy and lawlessness.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FAKE NEWS!

[Washington Examiner @dcexaminer]

Medical examiner concludes George Floyd didn't die of asphyxia https://t.co/UvRZAjUN4Q

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

@stopthejuan What?

[Sopero Viejo @SoperoViejo]

Claro que te extraño, pero no voy a mandarte un mensaje, porque putamare, tú también puedes hacerlo.

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

@CaseJ09 I feel you🙌🏻

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

@stopthejuan Feel me now?

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

Locked up, stressed out and unable to see my friends. It even seems like I'm still with my ex.

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

@stopthejuan but me LMAO😂😂

[Jerusalen @Jerusalen_G]

Is it alright to be that bored? I’ve been watching “the office” for more than 8 hours. #I_love_Dwight

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

no quiero discusión ni malas vibras

solo quiero que no muramos :/ ya