If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them wherever you go. - Anthony Bourdain
*Swipes card to pump gas in -10 weather*
Is this a debit card?
Enter zip code
Would you like a car wash?
Would you like a receipt?
Plans for next weekend?
Cats or dogs?
Where'd you get that shirt?
Are you single?
JUST PUMP THE GAS