jerz*y

if you want to know more about me this is not the right place

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

AYYYYYYYYE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[PnBRock @PnBRock]

Send dat gang you know how ima carry it 🤫🤐

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@1FyeLex and you lucky for that

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

my bd shaved his head now he look like boosie I can’t stop laughing

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

but she also starts swimming on Wednesday so maybe they will cancel out

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

my 2y/o starts gymnastics on Tuesday and I’m realizing that she can either be 6ft tall OR and Olympic gymnast. not both😂

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

if pnb was alive he’d definitely have a song with that Mexican OT and BigXthaplug

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@redesertblues love my 23yo bestieeee🥳💕🫶🏻

[sam is a star & misses 5sos ✰ @redesertblues]

golden 23rd birthday 🌟🎉

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@TyllorParker @_gapc his original tweet SAYS he forgot his portable battery pack

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

my mom decided to join us in Vegas so my dad booked her for a 10:54am flight. She showed up to the airport at 10:34 and was shocked that the plane left without her 😐

[SMA 🏴‍☠️ @generic_void]

Gonna set the record straight on this. I was doing my real analysis homework in a bar because I was an alcoholic, not because I wanted to be “picked”

Not everything is about you!!

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

I had a vivid nightmare last night, woke up in a cold sweat and everything. But all I remember now is my check oil light coming on 😂

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

RIP Leslie Jordan, you woulda loved Texas Hold ‘Em

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@ThatsLudaChriss you live in Vegas don’t u

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

I’m actually not a football coach cause I would’ve taken kelce out for the rest of the game if I were andy reid

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

apple did wonders with their alarm ringtone, i wake up feeling like i’m in the trenches at war

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

getting my real estate license, and the most interesting thing I’ve learned in class so far is that “security deposits” are supposed to be held in a trust account AND GAIN INTEREST until tenant moves out.

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@zerochills y’all only care cause she’s the mom. dads do this everyday and nobody cares lmao

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@ChrisandOla @Morbidful body adapts to its conditions

[jerz*y @jerzeyclay]

@Morbidful but where is the quality of life 💔