Sammy

i like to lift and take naps.

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

yes.

[Spreading The Love @Spreading_L0ve]

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#BellLetsTalk

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

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[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

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[Sammy @jes_sammy]

If you're looking for fruit flies, they all live on the third floor of the education building. #yqr #sendhelp #YQRfruitflyinvasion2k16

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Quiet down. You don’t have to screech.

6-year-old: I'm a momma pterodactyl. Someone took my babies.

Me: You have to screech.

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

Why do cookies smell so good? #thestruggle #notgonnaeatthem

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

@Raptors @williamwang2011 you should move to toronto!

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

When the dorms smell like pizza and it's only 7am...#itsnotmineipromise

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

How can you be depressed when you have a perm?

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

When you ask your friend how his summer was and he casually mentions that he's now a father #thatsafirst #whydidntyoutellmeninemonthsago

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

the shortest distance between two points is a straight line...unless that line is full of traffic lights.

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

first aid courses force you to become really comfortable really fast with people you don't know

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

when @Kae_Brenn says "they were so Asian... like right off the plane from Africa"... okay hope you passed all ur finals....

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[relatable @byreIatable]

lol @ the accuracy

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

overheard:
girl 1: ur ok w/ getting food from here? with GI illness going around?
girl 2: honestly I don't even care anymore.
#college

[Sammy @jes_sammy]

overheard:you can't go into physics lab in a bad mood because you will come out in a bad mood."
#amen