hotmessjess

saying whatever comes to mind 🧠

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

I’m in a formula feeders subreddit and the discourse around EBF moms being brain washed is crazy lol

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Drew has some messy ass people on her team omggg

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Rediscovered my love for overnight oats. Last week I made strawberry cheesecake and blueberry cheesecake this week. I have to work on the “cheesecake” flavor but overall delicious

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Why can’t packages show up within 24 hours of ordering them!

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[kat @yslnadi]

me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Celebrating 4 years at my job with maternity leave 🥳

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Why is it every time I donate something after keeping it for years, I finally find a new use for it and forget I gave it away 😪

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[DROP A TEAR 💧 @yooinkss]

@serenawilliams

[masha @masha_slp]

When I say I’m delicate I don’t mean like a flower I mean like a bomb

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

I’ve found myself in a state of getting rid of shit, and it feels so good. Why didn’t I get rid of this shit years ago???

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Friday is the one day I can take meetings, handle personal business and still have time to finish all my AIs before they’re due

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

Mimosa meeeee 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

plz don't ask me common sense questions cause i get mad fast

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

My children will know love like it's their name.

[hotmessjess @jesalise]

I hope the cherry blossoms pop their shit so I can get some cute pics 🌸