Jes berg

Dreamer/Obsessive/Determined/Female. she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[Jes berg @jesberg]

@byTomCable You forgot me at home, daddddddddy

[Jes berg @jesberg]

It’s crazy how fast 2-3 hours go by, yet how long a day can feel 🫠

[tern @1goodtern]

Ten things twitter folks know about Covid that people on the streets don't.

[Erica Schneider @ericasmyname]

Skip college. Quit your 9-5. Stop drinking. Wake up early. Go on long walks. Lift weights. Eat protein. $10k all day. It’s dead-simple. 99% of people won’t do this. Be a 1% hero. Unlock life. Cold showers. Invincibility. Power. Masculinity. Testosterone. Winning.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

why is Joe Biden helping Florida without whining that they didn't vote for him or scrawling on a map or complaining about water being wet or lobbing paper towels or suggesting using nukes or going on TV to praise himself. you people assured me Joe Biden knew how to president

[Pride Liberation Project @PrideLiberation]

It's not even 11 AM, and 1000+ students have walked out across Virginia.

Reject these proposed guidelines.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In every country in the world and in every state in this country – no matter what else divides us – if parents cannot feed their children, nothing else matters.

[Jes berg @jesberg]

Turns out most peoples mouths don’t feel itchy/tingly after eating kiwi, 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jes berg @jesberg]

My blood pressure is 150/90, high score! Woo!

[Jes berg @jesberg]

Having a kid is great, you share a muffin and it’s like “here’s the bottom half, the best half” and they believe you, sucker

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Yes, indicting a former president would be unprecedented. Do you know what was also unprecedented? The first attempted coup in the 233-year history of American democracy.

Prosecute Donald Trump.

[Jes berg @jesberg]

Captains log: I have lost taste and smell

[freeborn Black woman first of her name @TheWayWithAnoa]

Didn’t folks in Congress just last week say this isn’t a thing?!? That no one is being denied care because of abortion bans?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

In case you missed it, Britain’s Conservative government announced a 25% windfall tax on oil & gas profits.

It will be used to support $19 billion in assistance for low-income households struggling with cost of living increases.

If Britain’s Conservatives can do it, so can we.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We cannot allow Supreme Court nominees lying and/or misleading the Senate under oath to go unanswered.

Both GOP & Dem Senators stated SCOTUS justices misled them. This cannot be accepted as precedent.

Doing so erodes rule of law, delegitimizes the court, and imperils democracy.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

If this child was strong enough to survive the Native American Genocide (many didn’t) — then white kids should be strong enough to learn about it in school.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The action we take today on gun violence is a step designed to make our nation the kind of nation it should be.

It's about the most fundamental things: the lives of our children and our loved ones.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Congressional Republicans want abortion to be illegal.

But let me tell you something: As long as I’m president, I will veto any attempt.

I don’t care what they try to do. I will never let it become law.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

This Court has made it clear it will not protect the rights of women.

I will. That’s why today I'm signing an Executive Order to protect access to reproductive health care.

[Jade says CEASEFIRE NOW!!! @Cocolbert]

Starting to think it's a bad idea for Canada to be three corporations in a trench coat