jes

@logan_flynn12

[diante :) @cumrascal]

me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

SO COOL! Amazing drone footage has captured a beautiful view of a school of stingrays swimming off the coast of Australia.😍 Story: https://t.co/Vi1S2sgMEf

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[Frecks @carohasfrecks]

y’all... my boyfriend has been apologizing this whole week because he “forgot” to get me a graduation gift. we’re “driving to the beach” and he “accidentally” pulls into the Port of Miami only to surprise me with a fucking cruise!!!!!!! I don’t know what I did to deserve this.

[♡🦇 @sadhotgirI]

not eating feeling
because nauseous
i feel because
nauseous i don’t eat

🤝
me

[DistortedVideos @distortedvideos]

a KnIFe

[Craig's VCR @Craigs_VCR]

Pedophile was spelled stranger.

Hero was spelled shooter.

Interesting choice of words.

[courtney collins @courtcollinss]

me: “i wasn’t that drunk last night”
friends snap story of me at the bar:

[CΛ ✨ @cvrlne]

If you can’t manage $1,000 you cant manage $10,000.

You don’t suddenly learn how to handle money by amassing more of it. This is why a lot of lottery winners lose it all.

Financial literacy is not a side effect of wealth. Wealth is a side effect of financial literacy.

[bbhan @daoffbb]

Still here if you forgot

[adam @brokeangeI]

locals for three weeks after buying a gucci belt

[jes @jesbrown_]

@airjordann_23 @shelby_manning 😂😂😂😂😂I’m kidding I just had to