EJ

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

Shoot all the footage and then vault it for 25 years I’m so serious

[Kon @Kon_stantine]

Why is it not Jalen Brunson

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Jake Wilson @LaMotta248]

just watched Project Hail Mary and here is my sequel pitch - after returning to Earth, Gosling and the rock monster move to LA and start a small private detective agency… also the rock monster is now played by Russell Crowe

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

If you’ve never seen Walk Hard it’s free on Tubi. I honestly think it’s the greatest comedy of the 2000s and it’s such a great parody of its genre it retroactively made fun of musical biopics that came out years after it.

Dewey, I’m cut in half pretty bad.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Mitch’s last rebound as a Knick will live forever

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[kordell @lledrok]

only time i wanna see bron in washington is if he becomes the president

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

OG Anonuby

[Swoosh @JohnnyHSD]

No one’s boss ever had 45 in a close out Finals game

[🇨🇮🇬🇭🌺 @whotfamiiiiiii]

My baby is an nba champion

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

In the Bronx zoo rn riling up all the Gorillas

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Tony Brothers did all he could

But ball don’t lie

[DugLust @duglust]

“Where are the technicals now?” Greatest call of Richard Jefferson’s broadcasting career

[shawn gardini @shwangardini]

Sometimes you just have to fill up the Brita. It's alittle annoying that you have to take it out of the fridge and over to the sink. But it'll only take about 30 seconds.

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

*taps the sign*

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Yo spin move in 2012 was fucking nasty

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.