JesMcCSmi

I daily discover a new part of myself which I either detest & condemn or don't kick to the curb, it'll do as a part of me. How do you fill your days??

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@TheLastLeg I nominate Karen. Yeah you know why.
#dickoftheyear

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

#NewProfilePic

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

Racist will never win

[Abi @afox1992]

@TheLastLeg The people who complained about the sainsbury advert for being racist #dickoftheyear @TheLastLeg

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

Defo

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

Turnball & Trump #Dickoftheyear

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@thelastleg #isitok The current potus is acting like the 2 year old #retraintrump in general Polite decorum.

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

#retraintrump actually learn how to play golf...

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

OMG it's almost half 7am and I'm already over it!

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

Only in Aus!

[triple j @triplej]

🏠 @pekingduk and @BensonAUS wrote us a quarantune called ‘Stay The F*ck Home’ #COVID19 https://t.co/otYnkMPTay

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@glastonbury Gutted that the 50th won't be in 2020. But the right call given the circumstances. Thank you so so much for rolling over ticket deposits.❤ I hope the support community are able to bounce back for next year. Thoughts are with you in these hard times.🙏

[This Morning @thismorning]

A statement from Phillip

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

#TheBeardIsComingOff

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@stephenfry When will the third of the Mythos/Heroes/Men book be released? I have the first 2 but can't find anything for the Men book online after seeing you perform part in London last year. Thanks!

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

For the love of queen, Harry, Megs, & country. If shaving will make schomo weirdly disappeare, shave the beard. Run the country! #AdamBeardGoes

[The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan @DawnHFoster]

Boris Johnson now officially running in his current constituency, against “Lord Buckethead”, “Count Binface” and “Elmo”.

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@hilltophoods @Briggs Hiya! I have t-shirts from every gig I've been to see you. Amsterdam was one if the best. I bought a shirt but lost it in the Dam 😥 Happy to pay for another, can I please get the europe tour dates on the back? Not sure if the ones on your website have them?

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

Did @davechannel ever replace the ping pong table? #AskGorman

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@DaveGorman Will you wear checked shirts every episode for this show as well? #AskGorman

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

The only year I can get Glastonbury tickets and after 16mins with 15 browsers open result = nada. #Glastonbury2020 #Glastonbury #lifesux

[JesMcCSmi @Jesfw]

@britishairways We received an email stating our flight for our honeymoon has been cancelled. We have been saving up all year for this and have already paid for accommodation. Haven't been able to get on to BA in anyway. Totally devastated. #bastrike #BritishAirways #HoneyMoon