jessica oelcher

Librarian. Jerkface. Millenial AF. Sometimes, I remember I have a Twitter account. Bee tea dubs, my opinions are my own. Sorry not sorry.

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

@HamillHimself my co-workers are loling at me but I'm just gonna throw this out there...can you pretty please come to my library's May The 4th in 2019 #christmasmiracles

[Mrs. Cush @JWYAP_BBP]

JWY Middle School Science Olympiad was recognized by the school board tonight. Wish them well as they head to the next level of competition! Good Luck!

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

popped into @knoxreads to be a #nosylibrarian and I was shocked at how many physical materials they have! snagged some of their handouts that were super on point

[Jason Pederson @ArkyJason]

The first time life throws you a curve in 2018 just remember: Mariah Carey made it through without her hot tea. You can make it through too.

[Sarah Bennetto. 🐀 @sarahbennetto]

Citizens of Earth, I have grave news from the future here in Melbourne, Australia.
We did the Phil Collins 11:56:40 thing but it unlocked some kind of Hell portal. Utter carnage here. Phil Collinses everywhere, gnawing at lampposts, smashing in shopfronts, rutting in the street

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

My children want @tacobell special Thanksgiving menu for dinner tomorrow. I have raised #TrueAmericans

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

I'm raising money for Fix My Car. Click to Donate: https://t.co/uxGIVzHkl7 via @gofundme

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

I want to see Conor Oberst, Hop Along, and Big Thief at Prospect Park @BrooklynVegan https://t.co/3jQRAMgraW

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

@AskTarget Today's expired fines in Medford. Just 3 of many Maybe you should just pay me to do date checks at this point?

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

@AskTarget It's in Sayville NY but I've tweeted you about expired yogurts before. Just won't shop the dairy there anymore

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

When all the yogurts you want @target expired 2 weeks ago

[Patchogue-Medford Library @pmlib]

WE'VE HIDDEN THIS NEW PAPERBACK BOOK IN PATCHOGUE!! Can you find it?
Hint:So much of an assistants day is full of it!
#pmlib #pmlibReads …

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

There is a teen scavenger hunt in the library as part of a birthday celebration #ThisIsAwesome #SundayLibrarian

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

Patron legit looking for the actual card catalog. "Where are the little index cards?" Uhh....in the year 1997 ma'am #SundayLibrarian

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

I found a place for someone to sleep tonight. I am an #EverydayHero #librarylife

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

All the celebs who checked out in 2016 were just trying to avoid the trainwreck that is 2017

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

I can never tell is Melania is being sneak or if she's uncomfortable. #FreeMelania2017

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

This homeless man overpoweringly smells of oranges but I guess it could be worse, right? #HappyWednesday

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

"it's almost what we call heart attack snow" uhh thanks @hoffmanrich I will just stay inside today #IHateSnow

[jessica oelcher @jesicasucks]

You know you've made it in the workplace when you are included in the coffee run list #winning