Jess🖤

🤍Christ, Comedy, Chai, & Carbohydrates🤍

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Nobody:
Me for the past 18 years:

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

And one pickle and no sauce on my spicy chicken 🤣 it’s crazy out there

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Imagine paying 30 cents extra for a piece of cheese on your nephews hamburger in his happy meal just for them to give you bread with cheese, ketchup, 6 pickles, and no burger 🥲

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Fine, I’ll say it.
Snape IS the moment

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

I have a sewing machine now congratulate me

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

My hyper-fixation habits are telling me i need a sewing machine

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

My friends last night said I seem like someone who has a green thumb cause I have a nurturing spirit??? That is the nicest compliment ever I was touched. I have never once remembered to water a plant but I’m touched fr

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Okay he did it. He complained and I am now a huge Alexander the Great fan

[Andrew “Andrew” Reeves (Forklift Certified) @andreeves917]

Remind me to complain about Alexander the Great next time you see me

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

@andreeves917 I’m sure when his parents named him “Alexander The Great” they weren’t expecting THIS

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

@andreeves917 If you or a loved one has been affected by Alexander the (not so) great you may be entitled to financial compensation

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Me- defend me

Andrew- you’re the least one of us

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

First thing I’m gonna do when I get to heaven is give Job a hug

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

I want endless amounts of time so i can work and work to start a camp and volunteer at my church that i love and be with my friends often and spend quality time with my husband but ALSO be home for enough time every day to make everything ever homemade ??? Is that so much to ask

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

@CardcaptorLogan It was like, fine? But so weird?? Like no one was mean but it was uncomfortable 🤣

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Very weird dream that instead of my friends coming to Tuesday dinner all the people who hated me in high school came to Tuesday dinner 🥴

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

For context my birthday is in may

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

Yeah I could get what some people would consider “a real job” but the kids have sang happy birthday to me every day this week and I’m pretty sure no one is gonna do that anywhere else

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

@_hannahhuffman - one tiny dungeon for my friends who need a place to stay

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

My criteria for a house i think is going to be mostly
- a sunny kitchen
- some kind of cute outdoor space

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

My hyper-fixation habits are telling me i need a sewing machine

[Jess🖤 @jesickels]

I’m ready for the farmers markets to exist again let’s go i need some happiness